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 Kim Jong-un
Unveils Supposed Nuclear Warhead
Describes it to purported journalists. |
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| BUSINESS |
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France’s 35-Hour Work Week Threatened
Protesting workers vow to defend it at all costs, but
must go home early on Friday. |
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 Minnesota: Joe's Crab Shack Customers
Upset About Lynching Photo Embedded in Table
Also not crazy about Goodman, Schwerner and
Chaney place mats. |
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| TRAVEL |
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 World's Largest
Cruise Ship Sets Sail
Six thousand passengers anxious to find
out which buffet dish will make them all
deathly ill. |
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| PUBLISHING |
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 All of Wikipedia Printed
Out in 7,473 Volumes
Becomes world's largest physical repository of
inaccurate information. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: Teens Do Better in Science
When Told Einstein Struggled
Become more sexually active when
told Einstein fooled around. |
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Researchers Believe Earth
Formed by Collision of Two Planets
One conservative, one liberal. |
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 Amazon Owner's
Blue Origin to Send People Into Space in 2018
Amazon Prime members can return in two days. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Fukushima Nuclear Plant
Marks 5 Years of Radioactive Cleanup
Since Meltdown
Just 9,995 more to go. |
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