| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Glass Slide Outside 70th Floor of
LA Skyscraper Opens in June
Thrill-seekers can slide from 70th floor to 69th
floor with nothing beneath them but the San
Andreas Fault. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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U.S. Cyberattacks Against Islamic
Militants Intended to Overload
Networks, Interrupt Ability to
Command and Control Forces
And turn murderous jihadists into crazed
computer users spending endless hours on
phone getting nowhere with tech support. |
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| EDUCATION |
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 Harvard Law School
Urged to Drop Seal Linked to Slave-Owning
Family
Even if it causes drop in donations from
slave-owning families. |
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| SPORTS |
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Ivy League Bans Tackling
During Football Practice
After study determines all our leaders of
tomorrow “a little funny in the head.” |
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| FEATURE |
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| Students Take
New, Improved SATs They are: |
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A ) |
Superlatively superior |
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B ) |
Intriguingly imitative |
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C ) |
Suspiciously similar |
| Hint: meet the
new test, same as the old test. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Disney Parks Adopt Demand Pricing
Visitors can expect higher admission prices
on holidays, higher soft drink prices on hot
days. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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ConservativesOnly.Com Dating
Site Deluged With Applications to Join
None yet from any women. |
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 Sweden: First
Unmanned Convenience Store Opens
Just help yourself to the cash register on the way out. |
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