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 NO. 798 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 18 - 24, 2016 

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DEMOCRATS CORDIAL WITH EACH OTHER, DISAGREE SLIGHTLY
In their most heated debate yet.
 
WORLD NEWS
Prisoner Swap: U.S. Trades Seven Iranians for Four Americans
And three to be named later.
England Considers New Anthem to Replace “God Save the Queen”
Early favorite: Theme From “Goldfinger.”
 
ENVIRONMNENT
Southern California Gas Leak Equal to Emissions From 4.5 Million Cars Daily
But without all that traffic and noise.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Whitesboro, NY Votes to Keep Emblem Depicting White Man Beating Native American
Will also keep village motto, “A Place to Beat Up Indians.”
U. S. NEWS
Cruz, Trump in Close Contest in Iowa
Two xenophobic misanthropes locked in no-holds-barred battle for hearts, minds of Tea Party idiots.
Stocks Plummet on Uncertainty
About China, Oil

And just about everything else.
 
REMINDER
  Judge a man by the content of his character, not his online profile.
 
Army Report Reveals Little
Oversight, Lax Regulations at
Anthrax Testing Facilities

Facility spokesperson: “Whatever.”
National Highway Safety Administration Will Not Require All Cars to Have Safety Features Expensive Ones Have
If you have to ask, you can't afford the latest safety features.
 
POLITICS
2 out of 3 Millennials Support Sanders
But still undecided about voting.
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