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PEOPLE
Carly Simon Reveals “You’re So Vain” About Warren Beatty
Less well-known “I'm So Vain” about herself.
 
SOCIAL MEDIA
Facebook's Virtual Assistant “M” Getting Progressively More Powerful
Its artificial intelligence can deduce, based upon what it knows about you, that you're shallow and superficial.
 
BUSINESS
This Year Some Turkeys Not Only Organic, Cage Free, But Also “Thoughtfully Raised”
Before being slaughtered with empathy.
Reviled Pharmaceutical Firm
Owner Has Change of Heart;
to Cut Price of Daraprim by 50%

From an unfathomable $750 per tablet, to an unconscionable $375 per tablet.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Oxford English Dictionary Word of the Year an Emoji
Not everyone happy about it.
CONSUMER NEWS
New "Smart" TVs Track
Your Viewing Habits, Pass
Them on to Advertisers

New "smart" viewers track which advertisers, boycott their products.
 
SCIENCE
Pluto's Moons Spinning Erratically, Baffled Scientists Say Phenomenon “Unexplainable”
So please stop asking them.
 
Swedish Scientists Implant Circuitry Inside Flower to Distribute Water, Nutrients
Shown: “Electronic” rose also lights up when you clap your hands twice.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Drinking Coffee Associated With Reduced Risk of Dying From Heart Disease, Cancer, Diabetes
Associated with increased risk of being shot, robbed outside a Starbucks.
CDC: After Leveling Off,
Obesity Among Americans
Rises Again, Cause Unknown

Some say fries, some say chips.

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