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 NO. 779 “Expect the Ironic” SEPT 7 - 13, 2015 

Aug 31
Sep 14
TRUMP SIGNS LOYALTY PLEDGE
To “bunch of losers.”
 
WORLD NEWS
Russian Town Invaded, Ruled by Hungry Bears
Putin headed for Luchegorsk with reality TV crew, AK-47.
Canada Falls Into Recession
But money from abroad should start to flow again when hockey season begins.
Poll: Scotland Now Favors
Independence After Voting
Against It Just Last Year

Country “wee bit” more nationalistic this year.
Angry Farmers Block Paris Streets With 1500 Tractors
Local officials wonder how they're going to keep them down on the farm, “after they've seen Paree.”
U. S. NEWS
Kentucky Clerk Goes to Jail
Rather Than Issue Marriage
License to Gay Couple

Says she only listens to God, and her fourth husband.
Jobless Numbers Down Again
As more Ph.D.'s find work washing dishes.
 
REMINDER
  Don't take any wooden yuans.
 
Study: Traffic at Worst Level
In 30 Years

Drivers urged to honk louder, more often.
 
POLITICS
Scott Walker Calls for Wall Along Canadian Border
Paid for by Canadian pharmaceutical companies.
Santorum First Candidate to Visit All 99 Iowa Counties
In one day.
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