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Jeb Bush Releases His Spotify Playlist
It's a mix of Pop, Rock, Jazz, Classical,
Folk, Hip-Hop, Country, Blues, Spanish,
Irish, Yiddish and Undecided. |
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Harvard Law Professor Lawrence
Lessig May Enter Presidential Race
According to oddsmakers, if you bet
one dollar that Lawrence Lessig
becomes our next president, and
he does, you'll win all the money
on Earth. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Computer Model Created That
Predicts What Makes People Laugh
Sony Pictures using it to write
screenplay for Adam Sandler's
next movie. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Tesla Burns Cash, Loses More
Than $4,000 on Every Car Sold
Enough for some poor slob to make
a down payment on a Prius. |
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 FDA Warns Kim Kardashian
About Promoting Unproven Drug
Even if “Butt Enhancement 5000”
seems to have worked for her. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Paper: New Research Shows
Shakespeare May Have
Smoked Pot
Archaeologists find skull made
into bong beneath his home in
London. |
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 Los Angeles
Dumps Millions of Black Plastic Balls
Into Reservoir
Assures public they're too big to swallow. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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American Psychological Association
Votes to Ban Members From Colluding
in Torture
Unless it's a college experiment. |
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Study: 88% of Adults Have
Sexted, and It Can Be Healthy
Startling conclusion paves way for disgraced
N.Y. Congressman Anthony Weiner's
return to politics. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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NASA Scientist Predicts
“Godzilla” El Niño This Winter
Could spawn numerous sharknados. |
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