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MISCELLANEOUS
Longtime Hunter of Loch Ness Monster Now Believes It's Merely a Large Catfish
And would be just fine breaded and fried.
 
POLL
Most Conservatives Opposed
To Compromise, Most
Liberals Favor It

People who don't know if they're conservative or liberal don't know if they're for it or against it.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Study: Shoppers Who Use Reusable Bags Buy More Junk Food
Improving likelihood planet will outlive them.
 
POLITICS
Trump Tweet of Campaign Ad Featuring Nazi Soldiers Quickly Deleted
Hard to tell from ad whether Trump for or against them.
FEATURE
There are now 17 Republicans seeking the GOP nomination for president. This field is so large that it requires:
  A ) Two different debates.
  B ) A new source of hot air.
  C ) Three rings.
Hint: and a backfiring VW Beetle.
 
TRAVEL
Swinger Cruises Gaining Popularity
Swingers cautioned not to hold orgies on one side of boat.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Former Head of Medicare Hired as Top
Lobbyist for Health Insurance Companies

Didn't let revolving door hit her on way out.

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