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 NO. 771 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 13 - 19, 2015 

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POLLS: TRUMP LEADS GOP FIELD
But trails all sane people.
 
WORLD NEWS
China's Stock Market on
Verge of Crashing

Experts predict tens of millions will jump out of windows.
Europe Threatens Greece
With unending calls from debt collection agencies.
Experts Recommend Austerity
To Lift Puerto Rico From Brink
Of Insolvency

Because it has worked so well in Greece.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Bad News:
Decades-Old
F-16 Outduels $400 Billion
F-35 in Simulated Dogfight

Good news: we've still got a few working F-16s.
U. S. NEWS
Hackers Got Info From 21.5
Million, Including Social
Security Numbers, Fingerprints

And name of your first dog.
Computer Glitches Cause
Outages at NYSE, United
Airlines, Wall Street Journal

Everyone got by using an abacus, fashioning homemade wings, reading their tea leaves.
 
REMINDER
  Be nice to the person training you to replace them, you might end up training them to replace you.
 
Unearthed Memo Reveals
ExxonMobil Learned About
Climate Change in 1981

Not, as they claim, last Thursday.
 
POLITICS
Jeb Bush: “People Need to Work Longer Hours”
Unless they don't have to work.
Rand Paul First Candidate to
Court Pot Donors

Hopes to build winning coalition of potheads, gun owners, xenophobes, tax evaders.
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