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ART
Picasso Sets Record at Auction of $179 Million
Winning bidder says he plans to just stare at it day and night until he gets his money's worth.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Long-Range Iris Scanning Can Now Accurately Identify Someone From Across Room
Must-have app for those who can't remember names.
 
LAW
Timber Mountain Log Ride Coaster Described in Lawsuit as “Dangerous, Defective, Hazardous”
Knott's Berry Farm puts “Dangerous, Defective, Hazardous” in all its new ads.
 
SPORTS
Boxing Fans Disappointed by Romney- Holyfield Fight
McCain-Tyson preliminary (not shown) had far more action.
FEATURE
A new book suggests that stress is good for you. This is because
A ) It helps you get up in the morning.
B )It helps you to develop strategies to lessen the stress in your life.
C )It would definitely help that worthless teenager lounging on your couch playing video games.
Hint: Maybe you could give a dose of stress to that worthless teenager by turning off the TV and screaming at him.
 
RELIGION
Study: U.S. Becoming Less Christian
Though few surveyed identify themselves as heathens.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Oculus Rift Virtual Reality Headsets Go on Sale in 2016
That means less than eight more months of reality for some of you.

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