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PEOPLE
John Hinckley, Now Spending More Time Outside Mental Hospital, Hopes to Start a Band
To impress Jodie Foster.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Only 5% of Movie Directors
Women, Says ACLU

Angelina Jolie “and two others.”
Comedy Club to Bring Back
Dead Comedians as Holograms

And introduce “dead open mic night.”
 
BUSINESS
96% of Millionaires Don't
Consider Themselves Rich

But their butlers do.
Google's Self-Driving Cars Hit Streets This Summer
Prepare to encounter motorists seemingly oblivious to your persistent honking and middle finger.
SCIENCE
Study: Early Humans Had Greater Gender Equality Than We Do Today
There was no clay ceiling.
Wine Scientist: 100-Year-Old
Champagne, Salvaged From
Shipwreck, Still Tastes “Incredible”

But says caviar “hatched and swam away.”
 
Report: Health Apps Could Actually Harm Healthy People by Causing Increased Anxiety
More unhealthy apps needed, say experts.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Survey: Average Number of
Sexual Partners for Millennials 8.26,
for Baby Boomers 11.68

If you've had fewer than your generational average, it's not too late to catch up.
 
TRENDS
Survey: Young Women Spend Five Hours a Week Taking Selfies
Time that could be better spent sexting.

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