| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Facebook to Build 1000 Drones
to Provide Internet Access
They'll hover above people's homes
until they sign up for Facebook. |
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 L.A. Company Developing 760
Miles-Per-Hour Hyperloop
Will go from downtown to beach
in 12 seconds. |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL Ends Blackout Rule
Now fans who can't afford a seat
can watch the game at a friend's
house because they can't afford cable. |
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MLB: Official Bat Maker Sold
to Official Glove Maker
Pitching, defense expected to
dominate this year. |
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NFL Considers Changes to
Diminish Kicking Game
One would ban foreigners from ever
playing in this country. |
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| According to the Census Bureau, Millennials
will surpass Baby Boomers sometime later this year. This means: |
| A ) | There will be somebody
to keep Social Security solvent, if somebody would get a friggin' job. |
| B ) | Nobody will actually
talk with anybody they are with physically anymore, because they’re
texting somebody somewhere else. |
| C ) | A whiny, self-centered
generation will be replaced by a different whiny, self-centered generation. |
| Hint: maybe, “constantly complaining,
self-indulgent generation” would be more accurate. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Sons of
Confederate Veterans
Argue for Right to Specialty License Plate
Before Supreme Court
Plaintiffs all in their 150s. |
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