| TECHNOLOGY |
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 San Francisco
to Fight Public Urination
With Hydrophobic Walls
And by shutting off water fountains. |
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 Virtual Reality
Gradually Replacing Reality
Watch your step. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Test for New York Cabbies
Drops Most Questions About
Geography, Directions
You still have to know how to curse
out someone who cuts you off. |
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| SPORTS |
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 NCAA: 40
Million Will Fill Out Brackets, Bet $9 Billion
on Tournament
Authorities hope to track down those forty
million felons who gamble illegally and
lock them up. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What is the Patient Affordability,
Responsibility and Empowerment Act? |
| A ) | A GOP bill to help patients afford health care. |
| B ) | A GOP bill to hold providers and insurance
companies responsible for their policies and practices in delivering and insuring patients. |
| C ) | A GOP bill to empower patients. |
| D ) | A GOP bill to remove patients' ability
to choose affordable health care. |
| Hint: do you really have to ask? |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Long-Lost
Van Gogh Reappears
Bringing new hope they'll find his ear. |
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