| TECHNOLOGY |
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 First Driverless Vehicles
Unveiled in England
They'll be programmed to drive
on wrong side of street. |
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 Drone That Intercepts Other
Drones Undergoes Testing
By Wham-O. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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More Than 202,000 People Have
Applied For One-Way Ticket to Mars
Most of them to get out of jury duty. |
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3 Million-Year-Old Rodent Discovered in
Uruguay Was Size of a Buffalo
Your rat problem suddenly doesn’t seem so bad. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Harvard Bans Sexual Relations
Between Students and Professors
No ban yet on professors writing
steamy novels about same. |
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| SPORTS |
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Golf: PGA Creating Online Network
to Engage Younger Fans
Featuring wild plaid fashions, clips
from the latest Hope-Crosby movie and tips on tipping. |
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| What is this: “Why do you scream?
Smile, and speak your mind.” |
| A ) | Advice you and your
spouse got at your first marriage and family counseling session. |
| B ) | Advice you got at
your first court-mandated anger management training session. |
| C ) | Advice given by
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei to his chief negotiator at the international
talks about Iran’s nuclear program, following reports of raised voices. |
| Hint: this was not the reason you never went
back to marriage and family counseling, nor anger management
training. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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SETI Project to Send New
Message From Earth
Directed at Habitable Planets
Images on Pioneer 10 (above), launched
in 1972 , will be updated to include a
same-sex couple. |
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