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 NO. 748 “Expect the Ironic” FEBRUARY 2 - 8, 2015 

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Feb 9
NEW ENGLAND WINS SUPER BOWL
Ball boy named MVP.
 
WORLD NEWS
Cuba Wants U.S. to Return Guantanamo Bay
We'll agree, but only if they continue torturing our detainees.
Pope Says Couples Should
Not Breed “Like Rabbits”

“Three or four times a year is plenty.”
 
ENVIRONMENT
Most People, Including 51%
Of Republicans, Want Action
On Climate Change

Even those who think it's a hoax want action.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Attempt to Arrest Kissinger for War Crimes Fails
He leaps over desk, knocks down three assailants, escapes into night.
U. S. NEWS
Report: DEA Running
Pervasive National License
Plate Reader Program

So, if you can't remember your license plate number, perhaps you're too high on drugs, you can always call them.
Republicans Call Obama’s
Proposal to Ban Drilling in
Arctic National Wildlife Refuge “Attack on Alaska”

Call domestic violence ban “attack on women.”
 
REMINDER
  There's no free all-you-can-eat lunch.
 
Alabama School Suggests Kids Hurl Canned Goods at Intruders
Nothing stops a homicidal maniac with an AK-47 like Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup.
 
POLITICS
Koch Brothers to Spend
$900 Million on 2016 Campaign

While expecting nothing more in return than control of all three branches of the government.
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