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 NO. 744 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 5 - 11, 2015 

Dec 29
Jan12
 
  KIM JONG-UN WRITES, DIRECTS SEQUEL TO “THE INTERVIEW”
In which Seth Rogen, James Franco and their families are imprisoned for life.
 
WORLD NEWS
Records Set in 2014:
Global temperatures, deforestation, time wasted watching funny dog and cat videos on the Internet.
Russia's High-Speed Train Will
Travel From St. Petersburg to
Beijing in 48 Hours

Carrying all twelve Russians who can afford to ride it.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Antique Telephone Booth Expo
Comes to Las Vegas
Shares space with Elvis Expo.
U. S. NEWS
114th Congress Begins
Work This Week

First order of business: table everything until the 115th Congress.
NYPD Slowdown Results
In Fewer Arrests

Cops turn backs on Mayor, unarmed black men.
 
REMINDER
  You resolved to stop smoking, drinking and eating like a pig, remember?
 
Supreme Court Documents Could Be Available Online “As Soon as 2016”
Or as late as never.
Dozens of New State Laws
Go Into Effect

In some states you can now openly carry a gun at your higher minimum wage job while smoking a reefer.
 
POLITICS
Preparing to Run, Jeb Bush Resigns From All Board Memberships
Also Trilateral Commission, Illuminati, membership at Spearmint Rhino gentlemenís club.
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