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PEOPLE
Obama: I've Been Mistaken for a Waiter
A tipsy Joe Biden once asked him to bring some more hors d'oeuvres.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Orlando’s Latest Theme Park, “Machine Gun America,” Lets Children Fire Machine Guns
At their favorite cartoon characters.
 
BUSINESS
Report: Faulty Vehicles Recalled More Frequently Abroad Than in U.S.
Before recalling a vehicle, we like to wait until dozens of lawsuits are filed by grieving survivors of loved ones killed in gruesome, but preventable, accidents.
Amazon Unveils Prime Now, Promising One-Hour Delivery
In case of fire, you can have fire extinguisher delivered before fire department arrives.
SCIENCE
Earth Has Lost Half Its
Wildlife in Past 40 Years

People afraid of wild animals can breathe a little easier.
Curiosity Rover Finds More Evidence of Life on Mars
Although it's beyond our ken.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Half of Dr. Oz’s Medical Advice Baseless or Wrong
Other half could add years to your life, take inches off your hips and give you a whole new attitude.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Revealed: Hackers Can
Monitor Any Mobile Call

To be safe, don't use a cellphone, and definitely don't use a cellphone to call Sony.

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