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TECHNOLOGY
Robotic Snake Developed to Study Its Slithering Ability
And scare the bejeezus out of the cleaning lady.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Comedy Club Using iPad Facial Recognition to Charge by the Laugh
Thrifty club-goers can have their jaws wired shut and get away with just a tip.
 
POLL
32% of Americans Worry About Ebola
Among viewers of Fox News: 98%
 
SPORTS
Excitement Grows As Baseball Playoffs Move to Second Round
And fans of teams that were eliminated get excited about football.
FEATURE
More Republican state legislatures have passed laws restricting abortion rights, but women in these states can still terminate a pregnancy through:
  A ) back alley abortionists
  B ) the power of prayer
  C ) coat hangers
Hint: everything old is new again
 
RELIGION
Book: Jesus Probably Never Existed, A Purely Fictional Character Created by Later Writers
Sort of like Harry Potter.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Google Brings Street View to Egyptian Desert
“Take a left at the Sphinx, then a right at the Great Pyramid!”

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