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PEOPLE
Sorry Guys, Amal Alamuddin Is Taken
She's married in Venice.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
YouTube Hit “Epic Meal Time” Gets Network's Attention
May be first YouTube hit to be made immediately into restaurant chain.
 
BUSINESS
Report: Billionaires Holding On to More of Their Money
Saving it for rainy day when angry mobs with pitchforks approach.
Gold ATMs Debut in Singapore
Impatient money launderers find them handy.
SCIENCE
Recently Detected “Proof” of Big Bang Now Debunked as Space Dust
You can go back to your previously held understanding of how everything came to be.
Scientists Manipulate Brain Switch That Controls Ability to Make Decisions Based on Past Experience
Research funded by casino moguls, conservative think tanks.
India's Thrifty Mars Program Puts Two Probes in Orbit Around Red Planet
For less than it costs a family of four to go the movies.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Men of All Ages Want Women in Their Mid-20s
Consider women in their early 20s too immature, women in their late 20s too mature.

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