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ENTERTAINMENT
TV: UK's “Sex Box“ to Debut Here
“Fucking With the Stars,“ featuring celebrity judges, celebrity contestants, will air three nights a week.
“Candid Camera” Returns to TV
In first episode, a talking marijuana vending machine freaks out customers.
 
PUBLISHING
Time, Inc. Rating Its Writers on How “Beneficial” They Are to Advertisers
So far, highest rating achieved by reporter who covers advertising.
 
BUSINESS
Dollar General, Dollar Tree in Bidding War for Family Dollar Stores
Each hope acquisition protects them from takeover by 99 Cents Only stores.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Hyundai Recalls 833,000 Sonatas for Gear Problems That Could Cause Car “to Move in an Unintended or Unexpected Direction”
Including up, down and sideways.
TECHNOLOGY
NASA Developing Hybrid Plane That Runs on Grease
Its success promises huge windfall for Denny's.
 
SCIENCE
Study: Humans, Neanderthals Lived as Neighbors for Thousands of Years
Hunted together, gathered together until humans got sick of Neanderthals' crude, loutish behavior and wiped them out.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Survey: Couples Who Share Housework Have Most Sex
Those who employ French maid have least.
 
PEOPLE
Heidi Klum Gets $24 Million for Brentwood Mansion Featuring Domed Library With Massive Bookcase from Napoleon's Country Retreat in France
Purchased by 12-year-old app designer.

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