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PEOPLE
Man in Horse Head Shakes Obama's Hand
Other end of horse says he should be impeached.
 
MEDIA
U.S. Drops to 46th in World Press Freedom Index
You may have read about this in Romania, which placed 45th.
 
BUSINESS
Upscale Cupcake Chain
Shutters All Stores

Business suffered from loss of half their customers to cardiac arrest.
Wall Street Journal Report: Manipulative Narcissistic People Succeed in Workplace
Arrogant bullies do well, too.
Wal-Mart Very Sorry for Selling Nazi “Work Makes You Free” Poster
But the lampshades are still selling well.
SCIENCE
Scientists Baffled by Ancient Rings, Other Geometric Shapes in Amazon Rainforest
Experts think they're proof of pre-Columbian wise guys.
Fossil of Largest Flying Bird Found in South Carolina
Using DNA, scientists hope to clone it and scare the bejeezus out of people.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
CDC Closes Labs After Losing Track of Bird Flu, Anthrax
Labs: “They're probably around here someplace.”
 
CORRECTION
 
Our report about renewed violence between Israelis and Palestinians was in fact the same report we published last year and the year before that and the twelve years before that. No apology is warranted.

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