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 NO. 722 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 14 - 20, 2014 

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KERRY EXPRESSES “GRAVE CONCERN” ABOUT DISPUTED AFGHAN ELECTION
“Total panic” about everything else.
 
WORLD NEWS
ISIS Militants Steal 88 Pounds of Nuclear Material
Say they intend to use it “for peaceful purposes.”
Egypt Raises Fuel Prices by 78%
Almost doubling cost of Molotov cocktails.
Afghanistan: Losing Presidential Candidate Abdullah Abdullah Threatens Forming Own Country
And calling it Afghanistan Afghanistan.
Germany Expels Top U.S. Spy
But we already knew that was going to happen.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Pamplona Bull Runner Wanted by Police for Taking Selfie
Also, his psychiatrist wants to have a chat with him.
U. S. NEWS
Report: 90% of Data NSA Intercepted Not From Intended Targets
Most of it consists of long, pointless conversations between relatives.
Washington State Begins Legal
Sales of Recreational Marijuana

By law, it can only be used for recreational purposes.
 
REMINDER
  You can't think “Fire!” in a crowded theater full of mindreaders.
 
Alabama Ruling Allows Guns to Be Carried Openly at Polling Places
That, along with ID requirements and shorter voting times once and for all eliminates any chance of African-Americans voting.
FAA Clears Sempra Energy to Test Drones for Use in Inspecting Gas, Electric Lines in Remote Areas
But not nude beaches.
 
POLITICS
GOP Eyes Bill to Allow Denying Citizens Right to Vote
If denial based on religious beliefs.
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