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 Pope Gives
Exorcists His Blessing
But tells them, “don't quit your day job.” |
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EU to Start Counting Drug, Gambling,
Sex Transactions as Part of GDP
Instantly transforming current “stagnant
economy” into “robust era of prosperity
and growth.” |
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Dubai Reveals Plans for World's Largest Mall
Hopes to attract teenagers from all over globe. |
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 Mattel Unveils Entrepreneur
Barbie, Complete With Smartphone, LinkedIn Account
And an idea for a startup that will appeal to boys. |
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Spain: 50,000-Year-Old Poop
Reveals Neanderthals Were
Not Strict Carnivores
Nor did they clean up after themselves. |
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Shark Population Surges After
Years of Conservation Efforts
Now they'll act as an effective control
mechanism to limit growth of human
populations near beaches. |
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 NASA Successfully
Lands Saucer- Shaped Vehicle
Once operational, it will hover over swamps
in Mississippi. |
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International Space Station to Get Espresso Machine
Along with some artisanal Tang. |
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Genetically Modified “Super
Bananas” Ready for Human
Testing
After apes fed “super bananas” take
up chess, fencing, poetry. |
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