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 NO. 715 “Expect the Ironic” MAY 26 - JUN 1, 2014 

May 19
Jun 2
WORLD NEWS
  UKRAINE: BILLIONAIRE CANDY MAGNATE PETRO POROSHENKO WINS ELECTION
He promised a united country, a revitalized economy, and free candy.
Thailand Undergoes 12th
Coup Since 1932

Country's constitution requires a coup every six years.
Europe Asks Google to Remove Embarrassing Links
If you want to know what your cousin's Parisian girlfriend looks like in the shower, you'll have to use Bing.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
Report: Climate Change Could Sink Statue of Liberty
Suggests moving it to Kansas.
U. S. NEWS
DOJ Charges Five Chinese Military Officers With Hacking U.S. Companies
Fears they stole recipe for McDonald's secret sauce, Colonel's 11 herbs and spices.
After White House Intervenes, Bill Intended to Increase Transparency in Data Collections Changed Secretly
Changes also secret.
 
REMINDER
  If you're not on the kill list you have no reason to worry about traveling abroad.
 
Arkansas Gubernatorial Candidate Turned Away at the Polls Due to Voter ID Law He Supports
Loses by one vote.
 
POLITICS
Same Republicans Outraged Over Treatment of Veterans Filibustered Against Better Health Care for Veterans in February
Including treatment for memory loss.
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