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 NO. 699 “Expect the Ironic” FEBRUARY 3 - 9, 2014 

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  OLYMPICS: SECURITY TIGHT
AS GAMES BEGIN
 
  Biathlon competitors told to fire at anyone acting suspiciously.
 
WORLD NEWS
Mexican Government Appoints Anti-Kidnapping Czar
To replace the one who was kidnapped.
Hope for Peace in Madagascar Rides on Newly Elected President Hery Rajaonarimampianina
Takes so long to pronounce his name, tempers have time to cool.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
FAA Prohibits Beer Delivery by Drone
Except in emergencies.
U. S. NEWS
State Dept. Hints It's Prepared to Approve Keystone Pipeline
Just a few more dinners with lobbyists and it's a done deal.
Consumer Confidence Rises
From depths of Polar Vortex.
Director of National Intelligence Says Snowden, Other Potential Leakers Pose Greater Threat Than Terrorists
To him keeping his job.
 
REMINDER
  Honk if you support Gov. Christie.
 
More Reports of Cheating, Drugs Among Nuclear Missile Corps
Experts: we're one bad acid trip away from Dr. Strangelove.
 
POLITICS
GOP Unveils Its “Blueprint” on Immigration
Offers those here illegally, after satisfying certain benchmarks, a clear path to deportation.
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