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 NO. 695 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 6 - 12, 2014 

Dec 30
Jan 13
COLORADO MARIJUANA STORES OPEN
Lines extend to Nebraska.
 
WORLD NEWS
Prosecutor Investigating High-Level Corruption in Turkey Removed
For actually investigating.
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Decides to Run for Reelection
After an epiphany that came to him during a recent LSD trip.
Debate in Europe on How to Memorialize World War I Heats Up
Could lead to World War III.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Kim Jong-un Says He Wants Better Relations With South
He's lonely.
U. S. NEWS
New York Federal Judge:
NSA Surveillance Program
Constitutional

And often quite amusing.
113th Congress Least
Productive Ever

Signature achievement: repealed Affordable Care Act 40 times.
 
REMINDER
  Hiding millions offshore is the best revenge.
 
40,000 New Laws in Effect
As of January 1

In sum: gay couples can no longer eat shark's fin soup in a tanning salon without a prescription for medical marijuana.
Market Has Best Year Since 1997
Same for cocaine.
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