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 NO. 694 “Expect the Ironic” DEC 30, '13 - JAN 5, '14 

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  IRONIC TIMES PERSON OF THE YEAR: MILEY CYRUS
 
  Trendsetting twenty-something beats out Pope Francis, Edward Snowden, Nelson Mandela, Dennis Rodman.
 
WORLD NEWS
China Rejects 546,000 Tons of
U.S. Grain Because It Contains
Genetically Modified Material

Really? China?
 
U. S. NEWS
Stock Market Has Best Year Since 1996
Look for several R-rated movies about current period of greed, decadence sometime in next decade.
Obama, on Vacation in Hawaii, Attends “Choom Gang” Reunion
Michelle says she hasn't seen him in days.
(Once again our international panel of experts tells us what to expect in the next twelve months.)
Kandu, mystic (India): “The Affordable Care Act will sign up millions and Republicans will begin calling it 'Romneycare'.”
Madame Blavinsky, psychic (Switzerland): “In his last revelation, Edward Snowden will reveal the NSA monitored celebrity Twitter accounts.”
Cassandra, seer (Canada): “The U. S. will win the World Cup and Americans will become obsessed with soccer, until baseball's all-star game.”
The Oracle, oracle (Delphi): “After a near miss by an asteroid the size of Cleveland, world leaders will gather and debate which God to pray to.”
Supercomputers Linked in Parallel (U.S.): “Hemlines will fall.”
 
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