| PEOPLE |
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 Prince Charles,
Camilla Release Their Christmas Card
It's accompanied by a fruit cake. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Fed Eases Stimulus
Yacht sales back to pre-recession levels. |
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FAA Relaxes Rules on Electronic
Devices During Flights
You can now taser person next to you
for screaming into their cellphone. |
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Survey: Quality of Customer Service Has
No Correlation With Company Profits
All our service representatives are busy
with another caller, please hold while
we count our money. |
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 Silicon Valley
Venture Capitalist Proposes Splitting California
Into 6 States, One of Them Silicon Valley
It would be first state populated entirely by
nouveau riche. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Poll: Majority of Americans
Lack Trust in Scientists
And polls. |
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 New Theory
Says Noah's Ark Was Round
Those who have spent a lifetime and their life's
savings building an exact replica of Noah's Ark
are skeptical. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Generic Viagra to be Available in 2017
When all hell is expected to break loose. |
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Medical Journal: Vitamins,
Supplements a Waste of Money,
May Even Shorten Your Life
Make sure to tell your children not to
take their vitamins. |
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| RELIGION |
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Pastor Who Kept Predicting
Rapture Dies
They found his clothes right where he'd been standing. |
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