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 NO. 686 “Expect the Ironic” NOVEMBER 4 - 10, 2013 

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U.S. MILITARY DEVELOPING IRON MAN SUIT, WANTS PROTOTYPE READY WITHIN A YEAR
Obama's already had his measurements taken.
 
WORLD NEWS
Britney Spears's Music Used
By British Navy to Scare Off
Somali Pirates

Also triggers several mutinies.
NSA Says European Intelligence
Services Also Listened in to
Millions of Calls

Spiking renewed interest in carrier pigeons.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Royal Couple Releases First Pics of Life at Home
Shown: Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Prince George of Cambridge and Queen Elizabeth enjoy a bath.
U. S. NEWS
Charities Report Big Drop in Donations
Rich giving their money to right-wing PACs instead.
Republicans Outraged That Obamacare Is Destroying America
And isn't rolling out smoothly enough.
Marijuana Likely to Be Decriminalized In Washington, D.C. by February
Just in time for Choom Gang reunion at White House.
 
REMINDER
  Revenge porn is a dish best served cold.
 
Large Barges Owned by Google Floating Off East and West Coasts Prompts Speculation
Company denies it's staging a coup.
Man Drives From New York to LA in Under Twenty-Nine Hours
Then drives from Brentwood to West Hollywood in an hour and forty minutes.
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