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 NO. 684 “Expect the Ironic” OCTOBER 21 - 27, 2013 

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HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN
Until Feb. 7.
 
WORLD NEWS
Assad Says He Should Have
Won Nobel Peace Prize

Or at least the Nobel for Chemistry.
Violin Played by Titanic's Bandleader as Ship Went Down Auctioned Off
Winning bid made by Ted Cruz.
 
TRENDS
Salsa Passes Ketchup as
No. 1 Condiment

Most of it brought here illegally.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Global Wealth Pyramid for 2013 Unveiled
Similar to global wealth pyramid at time of Great Pyramids.
U. S. NEWS
National Parks Reopen
Wildlife allowed back in.
Poll: Members of Congress More Despised Than Pig Excrement, Circus Geeks, Rotting Roadkill
An improvement from last week.
 
REMINDER
  You're only as good as your last selfie.
 
NYC Cost Per Inmate Almost
Equals Ivy League Education:
$167,731 Per Prisoner

Long-term benefits of skills acquired, networking also comparable.
Michigan Law Would Require Each Pint of Beer to Have 16 Ounces
Or server faces twenty-five years in prison.
 
POLITICS
Post Shutdown, Democrats Choose New Slogan for 2014 Elections
“Not Crazy.”
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