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ENTERTAINMENT
New Show “Sex Box” Featuring Actual Sex Causing Uproar in UK
As one critic pointed out, “It's something that's simply not done here.”
 
MEDIA
Fox News Refers to Government Shutdown as “Slimdown”
Refers to debt ceiling as “Meaningless IOU.”
 
BUSINESS
AT&T, Sprint, Verizon, T-Mobile Team Up to Stop Texting While Driving
Despite the billions it earns them.
Defective Barbie Dolls Recalled
If you purchased a Barbie that was dumpy and overweight (right), you may return it for a full refund.
SCIENCE
Study: 86% of Church Holy Water Contains Fecal Matter
And don't ask about the wafers.
Physical Evidence Found for
Why Some of Us Are Larks,
Some of Us Are Night Owls

Some of us know how to set a digital alarm clock, some of us don't.
NASA: Plastic Detected on Saturn Moon Titan
Could prove a limitless source of cheap, flimsy goods
Gleaming Beetle One of Many New Insects Discovered in Suriname
Pest control experts rushed to Suriname.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Pessimists Live Longer
But don't expect to, don't enjoy it.

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