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 NO. 681 “Expect the Ironic” SEP 30 - OCT 6, 2013 

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Oct 7
GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN TUESDAY!
Americans urged to stay calm, go shopping.
 
WORLD NEWS
UN Climate Panel: 95% Certain Man to Blame for Global Warming
Only 5% chance it's cows.
Latest NSA Revelation: U.S. Operating Assassination Program
News prompts five South American leaders to cancel trips.
UN: 1.2 Billion People Have No Access to Electricity
And no way to charge their cellphones.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
U.S. Finding it Difficult Disposing of Chemical Weapons
They're easy to spot at the dump.
U. S. NEWS
Poll: Most Americans Have No Idea Obamacare Launches This Week
Nearly half never heard of Obama.
Republicans Against Raising
Debt Ceiling

Support lowering glass ceiling.
 
REMINDER
  Never give a stranger your fingerprint over the phone.
 
North Carolina Town's School
Board Reverses Ban on Ralph
Ellison's Invisible Man

After some faceless, nameless black guy complained.
 
POLITICS
Ted Cruz Reads “Green Eggs and Ham” on Senate Floor in Attempted Filibuster of Obamacare
First time Dr. Seuss has been read since Strom Thurmond read “The Cat in the Hat” in attempt to block 1964 Civil Rights Act.
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