| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 Grand Theft Auto
V Breaks Sales Record
Latest version packs “just the right mix of
mindless murder and misogyny,” says
one reviewer. |
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| BUSINESS |
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JPMorgan Admits it Broke Laws
Jamie Dimon says to SEC, “I’m so sorry
baby, I swear it’ll never happen again, you
know I love you.” |
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Tesla Developing Self-Driving Sedan
For the man who has everything except
a drivers license. |
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Several Banks Deemed Too Big to Fail
Now Even Bigger
Officially Way Too Big to Fail. |
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 $800 Million Salvage
Effort Rights Cruise Ship Costa Concordia
In time for passengers to board for 3-day cruise to Sardinia. |
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| SCIENCE |
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NASA: After Year of Looking, Mars Rover
Has Found No Sign of Life
It wants to come home. |
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 Physicists
Discover Amplituhedron, Geometric
Object That Suggests Space, Time
Not Fundamental Components of Reality
Object also suggests it was discovered 50
years too late to be basis for great “Star
Trek” episode. |
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 Microscopic
Images Reveal Planthopper
Insects Have Gears
Hailed as Steampunk Animal of the Year. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Time: Google
Trying to Solve Death
To assure a steady flow of advertising dollars. |
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