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 NO. 678 “Expect the Ironic” SEPT 9 - 15, 2013 

Sep 2
Sep 16
ASSAD DENIES
ORDERING
CHEMICAL
ATTACK

Just ordered a Cobb salad, was misunderstood.
 
WORLD NEWS
Tokyo Picked to Host 2020
Olympic Games

Whether they're summer or winter games will depend on global warming.
Sunlight Reflected by New London Skyscraper Melts Automobile
Architect had “no idea” it got sunny in London.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Sen. McCain Caught Playing Video Poker on His iPhone During Syria Hearing
He's holding aces and eights.
U. S. NEWS
Latest Syria Option Emerges from Congressional Negotiations
Ring Assadís doorbell and run.
Unemployment Numbers Improve Slightly
Thanks to disenchanted job-seekers turning to identity theft.
Report: NSA Can Decrypt
Almost Anything

Only Navajo code talkers safe.
 
REMINDER
  Don't give up on your dream of swimming from Cuba to Florida without a shark cage.
 
Blaming Sequester, CIA Closes
Office That Declassifies
Historical Documents

Forced to choose between that and flying coach.
Next Month North Carolina
Will Allow Residents to Take
Guns Into Bars

But not during happy hour.
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