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 NO. 677 “Expect the Ironic” SEPTEMBER 2 - 8, 2013 

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Sep 9
 
PUBLIC DOESN'T SUPPORT STRIKE ON SYRIA
Supports strike on Time Warner Cable.
 
WORLD NEWS
Bo Xilai, on Trial in China, Shifts Focus From Corruption to Sex
It's sweeps week on state-run TV.
Spain: Revelers at Annual “Tomatina” Take Break From Hardships
Now country faces severe tomato shortage.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Revealed: NYPD Has Secret Spy Cab
Discovered when someone got a ride from the airport and was driven directly to their destination and charged the proper amount.
U. S. NEWS
U.S. Prepares for War With Afghanistan Iraq Iran Libya Syria
It will be brief quick painless over fast.
Revealed: CIA Receives $14.7 Billion, NSA $10.8 Billion
NSA spokesperson has no comment except to say, “They get how much more?”
 
REMINDER
  Congress is open, drive carefully.
 
Fast-Food Worker Walkouts Spread Across Country
Did somebody say workers of the world, unite?
Latest Snowden Leak Refers to NSA's “Groundbreaking Cryptanalytic Capabilities”
They've apparently broken code that translates what teenagers are saying.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Banks Add Fees to Talk to Teller
And to open an account you have to give them a toaster.
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