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 NO. 675 “Expect the Ironic” AUG 19 - 25, 2013 

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AREA 51 DECLASSIFIED
All extraterrestrial artifacts, remains, ongoing research transferred to still-classified Area 52.
 
WORLD NEWS
U.S. Condemns Egypt's Massacre of Its Own People
Attaches harsh note to check for $1.3 billion in military aid.
India Launches 1st Domestically Produced Aircraft Carrier
The Mahatma Gandhi.
Peru: Top Two Military Leaders of Shining Path Lured into Trap With Promise of Women, Then Killed
U.S. politicians: take note.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Airbus Super Jumbo Jet Trying to Lure Passengers With New Perks
Like TV in coach (above).
U. S. NEWS
New York: Judge Rules
Stop-and-Frisk Unconstitutional

You can stop, or you can frisk, but you can't do both.
Shift Seen in Federal Policy
On Crime, Drugs

Justice Department hints it might start going after actual criminals.
 
REMINDER
  You're constantly being watched, listened to and analyzed by a pimply government sub-contractor.
 
Workers Getting More Paid Vacation, Less Sick Leave Than 20 Years Ago
But if you get sick, you can take your vacation in a hospital.
Yucca Mountain Ruling Unlikely to Resurrect Nevada Nuclear Dump Plan
Meanwhile, keep your nuclear waste in double-sealed bags in your freezer.
 
POLITICS
GOP Votes to Bar CNN, NBC
From Hosting '16 Debates

In talks with SyFy, Cartoon Network.
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