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TECHNOLOGY
World's Smallest Remote- Controlled Helicopter Unveiled
Capable of firing six miniature Hellfire missiles up an enemy's nose.
Facebook Accidentally Releases
Six Million Users' Personal
Information to Other Users

Glitch fixed, six million users return to sharing their personal information with other users.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Despite Objections of Activists,
China Holds Dog Meat Festival

And awards Best in Show.
 
POLL
Most Approve of Massive
Surveillance Program

See it as great way to get noticed.
 
SPORTS
New Jersey Bans Trash-Talking
In High School Sports

If you yell “Hey batter-batter-batter...” you must now add “good luck!”
In a news conference, Obama hinted that he might replace Ben Bernanke as Chief of the Federal Reserve. How did he convey this hint to Bernanke personally?
A )He invited him to the White House and gave him a gold watch.
B )He showed up at Bernanke’s office with a surprise gift of golf clubs.
C )He sent him a discount voucher for a 3-month around-the-world cruise.
D )He told Charlie Rose in a televised interview Bernanke was like someone else who was leaving who was on the job too long.
Hint: If Bernanke was the only one watching Charlie Rose that night, he could consider it personal.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Manitoba Wendy's Drops “T-Rex Burger” From Menu
Halting mass extinction of its customers.

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