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 NO. 666 “Expect the Ironic” JUNE 17 - 23, 2013 

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MODERATE WINS IN IRAN
Many scheduled to have their hands chopped off due to traffic violations will now only lose three fingers.
 
WORLD NEWS
Honduras Named World's Murder Capital
At bullet-riddled ceremony in Tegucigalpa.
London: Restaurant Serves Food Using Remote- Controlled Helicopters
No more waiters' thumbs in your soup.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
“Tweet” Added to Oxford English Dictionary
Dropped: “wit”, “thoughtfulness”, “depth”, “understanding” and hundreds of other archaic words.
U. S. NEWS
Feds Tracking All U.S. Calls,
But Not Listening In

According to Ministry of Truth.
Sequester Forces Supreme Court Layoffs
Justices Breyer, Alito sent home.
Obama Urges Vigorous Public Debate About Government Surveillance
In closed session of Congress.
 
REMINDER
  Dystopian future is the new normal.
 
Coverup Alleged in State Department Investigation of Diplomats Hiring Prostitutes
Taxpayers indifferent to diplomats having sex, they just don't like paying for it.
Leak Scandal Threatens to
Blow Lid Off Everything

Everyone will know everything, fear experts.
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