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 NO. 664 “Expect the Ironic” JUNE 3 - 9, 2013 

May 27
Jun 10
HUGE ASTEROID JUST MISSES EARTH
Some astrophysicists now theorize universe one big game of snooker.
 
WORLD NEWS
Chinese Pay $ 4.7 Billion for
America's Smithfield Meats,
World's Biggest Pork Producer

Should bring higher Chinese standards for humane treatment of pigs, meticulous health inspections.
 
TRENDS
Tea Gradually Gaining
On Coffee in U.S.

And rice gaining on doughnuts.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Poll: 37% Affected by Sequester Cuts
Many had tickets to see Navy's Blue Angels perform.
U. S. NEWS
Supreme Court Could Throw Out Voting Rights Act
If Justice Thomas is allowed to vote.
Republicans Coming Around on Climate Change
Blame “do-nothing” Obama administration for catastrophic drought, hurricanes, tornados.
McDonald's Admits Salads
Make Up Only 2% of Its Sales

And 98% of its garbage.
 
REMINDER
  Keep your kids away from the 3D printer.
 
Chicago, Closing 50 Public Schools, Spending $100 Million on Private College Arena
Of course, Chicago kids get to see their DePaul Blue Demons play basketball anytime they want, with a ticket.
Bus Drivers Most Obese Among Professions
But don't tell that to a bus driver.
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