| PEOPLE |
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 Man Arrested
for His Horrible Impersonation of Elvis Presley
And for sending ricin to President Obama. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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MPAA Changes Its Ratings to Better
Help Parents
Movies featuring foul language, bathroom humor
will be rated NP: Not for Parents. |
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| MEDIA |
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Average Age of Fox News Viewers: 65
Average IQ of Fox News viewers: 65. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Landmark 2010 Economic Study Behind
Current Austerity Push Discredited
Just three years late. |
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 Gold
Prices Continue Plunge
Glenn Beck under 24-hour suicide watch. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: Porn Stars Have Higher
Self-Esteem Than You Do
And they're smarter, better-looking and
make much more money. |
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Ants Use Fastest, Not Always Most
Direct Route to Reach Their Goal
In California it's known as “avoiding the 405.” |
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 NASA Says
Planets 1200 Light-Years Away Could Support Life
Until man-made global warming destroys them. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Western Style Diet of Fried Foods,
Sweets, Processed Meats, High Fat
Dairy Products, Refined Grains Leads to
Greater Risk of Premature Death
Study also concludes merely reading about
Western diet can kill you. |
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