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 NO. 658 “Expect the Ironic” APRIL 22 - 28, 2013 

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UN REPORTS RISE IN OPIUM POPPY PRODUCTION IN AFGHANISTAN
Things finally looking up for beleaguered country.
 
WORLD NEWS
Greece Agrees to Cut 15,000 More Civil Service Jobs to Get $15 Billion More Bailout Funds from IMF, Europe
Money needed to pay for recent flood of unemployed.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Former President Bush “Doing Fine,” Say Doctors
However “he thinks he's died and gone to heaven.”
U. S. NEWS
Senate Blocks Background
Checks for Gun Buyers

Keeps them for voters.
Boy Scouts Will Consider
Allowing Gay Scouts

Just as long as they're not atheists.
 
REMINDER
  If it says, “extremely important, action required” or “urgent, open immediately,” just toss it.
 
Foreign Students Balk at Coming
To U.S., Fearing Country
Full of Lunatics Armed With
Automatic Weapons

Fortunately, country also full of lunatics armed with automatic weapons to protect us.
 
POLLS
Public Pessimism About
Economy Rising

Majority waiting on line for free day-old bread see hard times ahead.
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