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PEOPLE
Supreme Court: Justice Thomas Reportedly Speaks for First Time in Nearly 7 Years
Although he may have been clearing his throat.
Florida's Governor Adopted
A Dog Before His Campaign,
Returned It After

It's since been adopted by a congressman in Kentucky who is in a close recall election.
 
MEDIA
Surprise: Dennis Kucinich Joins Fox News
Former Democratic congressman (left) has long been admired by Fox News chairman Roger Ailes for his honesty, his forthrightness and his wife (right).
 
BUSINESS
Exposed: Subway's “Footlong” Only 11 Inches
Now IRS wants a look at their latest earnings report.
SCIENCE
Tomatoes Have 7,000 More Genes Than Humans
Makes you wonder which should be thrown at which.
 
NASA Exploring Idea of Inflatable Space Station
It would house up to three astronauts for an extended stay, along with three inflatable astronauts for company.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Diet Drinks Linked to Depression
Conclusion: don't wash down your anti-depressant with Diet Coke.
Study: Feces from Healthy People Put Into Intestines of Sick Patients Clears Intestinal Infection Far More Reliably Than Antibiotics
Media campaign: “Give a shit. Become a stool donor.”
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week, in a story about drunken skywriters, we inadvertently used a photo of Treasury Secretary-designate Jack Lew's signature. We apologize for the confusion.

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