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 NO. 643 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 7 - 13, 2013 

Dec 31
Jan 14
OBAMA SIGNS NATIONAL DEFENSE AUTHORIZATION ACT
Oh by the way, you're under arrest.
 
WORLD NEWS
Parking Spaces in Hong Kong
Selling for $385,000

Buy today, flip it tomorrow for $450,000.
In Change to Centuries-Old Tradition, Chinese Tea Farmers Switching to Coffee as World Demand Grows
Chinese rice farmers switching to potatoes.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Japan Bluefin Tuna Sells for Record $1.76 Million
About what it cost to build the boat that caught it.
U. S. NEWS
“Fiscal Cliff” Averted
However, “economic precipice” looms.
Court Rules You Can Be Fired
For Being Too Attractive

But not for being too ugly.
 
REMINDER
  We're living in the golden age of armed crazy people.
 
White House Petitioned
To Order the Minting of
$1 Trillion Coin

Also hiring someone to keep an eye on it.
113th Congress Sworn In
And at.
 
SPORTS
NHL Ends Lockout
Dentists cut short vacations.
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