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Queen Becomes
First Monarch in Over a Century to Attend Prime
Minister's Cabinet Meeting
Without jokes about royal family, meeting lasts
less than five minutes. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Diet Pepsi Switching to Sweetener Less
Sensitive to Heat
Will promote it as “less deadly.” |
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Report: Thieves Rob Canada's
Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve
Security tightened at international warehouse
of pancakes. |
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 Sales
of Bulletproof Backpacks Soar
Along with bulletproof lunchboxes, bulletproof diapers. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Virgin Atlantic Opens High-End Lounge
at LAX With Mood Lighting, Upholstered
Wheel-Shaped Seats, Flat Screen TVs,
Aviation-Themed Drinks
And orgasmatrons. |
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| SCIENCE |
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2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012
Hottest Year Ever
But next year should be cooler. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Pinocchio Effect: Study Finds Nose
Becomes Hot When One Lies
Already being developed as prime
time reality show. |
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| EDUCATION |
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 University of
California Drops Controversial New Logo
Decides symbol of once-proud publicly funded
university system sinking into oblivion sends
“wrong message.” |
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| CORRECTION |
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 We
erred recently when we captioned
the photo at right “U.S. troops leaving Kabul.”
The photograph is of U.S. troops leaving
Vietnam from the roof of the U.S. Embassy
in what was then Saigon. We apologize for
any confusion caused by our mistake. |
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