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 NO. 641 “Expect the Ironic” DECEMBER 24 - 30, 2012 

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Dec 31
WORLD DOESN'T END
Millions around globe rush to pay overdue bills.
 
WORLD NEWS
Chinese Communist Party
Issues New Guidelines: No
More Long, Boring Speeches,
Red Carpets, Grand Banquets

More Casual Fridays, flip-flops, take-out.
British Government Introduces
Bill to Allow Gay Marriage

And posthumously pardon Oscar Wilde.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Ukraine Chooses New Parliament
Forgets to tell old parliament.
U. S. NEWS
Obama Calls for Fast Action on Gun Violence
Tells task force chairman Joe Biden, “shoot first, ask questions later.”
NRA: Place Volunteer Armed
Guards at Every School in Nation

Says there are millions of out-of-work gun-toting middle-aged men available.
 
REMINDER
  Frequent mass shootings by gunmen armed to the teeth is the price we pay for our freedom.
 
Tagg Romney: Dad “Never
Wanted to Be President”

Really wanted to be Vice President.
 
New York Stock Exchange Sold
New owner plans theme restaurant with screaming waiters.
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