| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 For Sale: $1
Million Gold Vacuum Cleaner
For the maid who has everything. |
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Manhattan Project National
Historic Park in the Works
For security reasons it will be off limits to tourists. |
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| POLITICS |
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Government Documents Show Romney
Invested in Medical Waste Firm That Disposed of
Fetuses When at Bain
And made a killing. |
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2000 – 2010: 47,000 UFO
Sightings, 13 Cases of Credible,
In-Person Voter Fraud
GOP has introduced nearly 1,000 bills to
tighten voting laws in 46 states, but done
nothing about UFOs. |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
| Vocabulary
Builders |
| voter fraud n. voting by
somebody who is not supposed to vote,
defined as somebody who will vote for
Obama. |
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| “The Free Speech Coalition” is the name of: |
| A ) | The Occupy Movement’s non-profit. |
| B ) | The Tea Party’s shadowy corporate sponsor group. |
| C ) | The unofficial money-laundering operation of the Zeta Drug Cartel. |
| D ) | The lobbying arm of the porn film industry. |
| Hint: pornography was Thomas Jefferson’s favorite hobby. |
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| RELIGION |
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Vatican Hires Fox News Reporter
He'll help redirect public's attention from church's pedophilia
problems to missing blondes in the Bahamas. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 England:
Attempt at World's Largest Ice Cream Cone
Wows Crowd
But not Guinness, who arrive too late
on hot day. |
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