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 NO. 615 “Expect the Ironic” JUN 25 - JUL 1, 2012 

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MORSI, MUSLIM BOTHERHOOD CANDIDATE, WINS EGYPT'S
PRESIDENCY
He'll now wield as much power as our vice president.
 
WORLD NEWS
Iran Says It's Being Bullied
Says world powers should be required to attend sensitivity training.
Circulation Plunges at Inspire, Al Qaeda's English-Language Magazine
After numerous subscribers turn up on Obama's “kill list.”
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
Scientists Discover How Easter Islanders Moved Giant Statues
Apparently, they hired tourists (shown).
U. S. NEWS
Romney Endorses Rep. Ryan's
Tax Plan, Which Would Lower
Romney's Taxes by 12%

And double Obama's.
Asian Immigrants to U.S. Surpass Hispanics for First Time
Well-educated Asians willing to do jobs Americans can't comprehend.
 
REMINDER
  It's not you, it's the greenhouse gases trapped in the atmosphere.
 
Report: Families Lost 40% of Net Worth in 2007-2010 Recession
But now saving money by living in their cars.
 
POLITICS
John Kerry Will Stand in for
Romney in Obama's Prep Debate

Romney will rehearse by debating Cedric the Entertainer.
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