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MISCELLANEOUS
Prince Charles Delivers Weather Report on Scottish TV
Camilla does sports.
 
FACTOID
U.S. Leads All Developed
Nations in Percentage of
Low-Wage Workers

We're the model others aspire to.
 
FASHION
Latest Trend: Clothes to
Conceal Your Gun

And you thought the NRA wasn't fashion-conscious.
 
SPORTS
Mascot Olympics Begin
Shown: quarterfinals of the 400 Intermediate Hurdles.
FEATURE
In what country did Romney have the patriotic “We Stand United” pins made that he boasted about this week?
A )Right here in the U.S. of A!
B )Real, real close to here, just south of the border in Mexico.
C )Practically right here, a bit north, in Canada.
D )Mars.
E )China.
Hint: not here, not near, and not on another planet.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Extremely Tanned New Jersey Mom Gets Her Own Action Figure
Tanning Parlor, melanomas sold separately.

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