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PEOPLE
Jeb Bush Enthusiastically Endorses Romney
After avoiding him like the plague for six months.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
“Hunger Games” Success Gives Hollywood Hope
If by “hope” you mean five more years of violence, featuring good-looking teens forced into gladiatorial death matches in dystopian future.
 
BUSINESS
MasterCard, Visa Warn Customers of Security Breach
But if you have no credit cards, you’ve got nothing to worry about.
Apple CEO Tours Foxconn Plant, Asks for Changes
Calls for shorter hours, higher pay, then flies to Philippines to shop for cheaper factory.
SCIENCE
New Study: Billions of Habitable
Planets in Our Galaxy

Not billions and billions, as previously thought.
Study: Teen Girls More Likely
To Be Using Electronic Devices
While Driving

Teen boys more likely to be using drugs.
 
Navy Studying How Troops Can Learn to Use Intuition, Develop “Sixth Sense”
Like knowing, even before walking into the recruiter's office, that you weren't cut out for the Navy.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Chocolate Good For You
According to studies that always appear right before Easter, Halloween and Valentine's Day.
Study: Those Who Spend a Lot of
Time Sitting 40% More Likely to
Die in the Next Three Years

So be polite and give your seat to that old lady.

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