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MISCELLANEOUS
Jousting Touted as Next Big Competitive Sport
Medieval contest last popular in time of similar wealth disparity.
 
TRENDS
Teen Pregnancy, Abortion Rates Lowest Since 1972
Clearly due to teens heeding abstinence programs, avoiding suggestive entertainment and showing great restraint when around the opposite sex, and not due to widespread use of contraceptives.
 
POLL
20% of Republicans May Vote for Obama
They're the same 20% of Republicans who believe he was born here.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Woolly Mammoth Filmed in Siberia
By an abominable snowman with a Super 8.
TRAVEL
Revealed: Big Ben Tilting
But not enough to make it a tourist attraction.
Venice's Canals Freeze Over
As predicted in Mayan Calendar.
 
SPORTS
Giselle Bundchen Blames Tom Brady's Teammates for Super Bowl Loss
He blames her teammates for losing Lingerie Bowl.
 
KIDZ KORNER
Vocabulary Builders
“Let me be clear” phrase used by politicians meaning that what follows will be confusing, opaque, misleading, a false promise, or a blatant lie.

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