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PEOPLE
Obama Wants Pocket Protectors to be “New Sex Appeal”
Points out Al Green always wore a pocket protector.
Gingrich Calls Administation Rule Requiring Employers’ Health Plans to Cover Contraceptives “the Most Outrageous Assault on Religious Liberty in American History”
Most hyperoble since the day before, when he called court ruling striking down California gay marriage ban “an assault on the Judeo-Christian foundations of the United States.”
 
BUSINESS
Monsanto Taking Genetically Modified Seeds to Vietnam
To see if they'll grow in Agent Orange.
Good News: Hiring Up
Bad news: it's at Foxconn.
Internal State Dept. Report Clears Itself of Conflict-of-Interest Charges on Keystone XL Study
Investigators keep their jobs at State Dept.
SCIENCE
Russian Probe Reaches Freshwater Lake Two Miles Beneath Antarctic Ice
Good news for future visitors looking for sources of fresh water on otherwise desolate planet.
Study: Facebook Users Subject
To Low Self-Esteem

After reviewing list of people Facebook thinks they should friend.
 
Researcher Finds Chemical Widely Used as Herbicide on Crops Causes Frogs to Change Gender
Kermit taking testosterone, “just in case.”
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Electric Shocks Stimulate Memory
Nobody ever forgets getting them.
Pennsylvania: Vending Machine at College Dispenses Morning-After Pill
It's next to a condom machine and a sperm bank ATM.

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